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  September 2026  
NEWS AND VIEWS
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DARE YOU NOT TO LAUGH
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Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First?"
This classic comedy routine has been making people laugh for generations. See if you can keep up as the baseball team's player names get more and more confusing.
THIS MONTH'S TRIVIA
The Question Is - How many delegates signed the U.S. Constitution on September 17, 1787?
The Answer Is A - 13The Answer Is B -  26
The Answer Is C - 39The Answer Is D - 55
FUN AND GAMES
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Field Goal Frenzy
Lock your aim, then stop the power meter to kick. You get five attempts—the distance and wind increase every round. Can you make the Top 10 Leaderboard?
COOKING DEMO
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5 Tailgate Party Recipes
Score a touchdown with your fellow tailgaters by bringing these 5 delicious gameday treats—dips, sliders, meatballs, and more!
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Deep Dish Apple Pie
What's better than apple pie? Deep dish apple pie! Ina Garten makes it look easy ... and delicious.
CUSTOMER ALERT
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DO-IT-YOURSELF TIPS
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How To Replace A Door Weatherstrip Seal
Cooler days are coming. This easy project can help keep drafts outside and make your home feel more comfortable.
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How to Make Homemade Fire Starters
With cooler weather moving in, you may be spending more time around the fire pit. Here's an easy idea for pinecone fire starters.
FAQ/TUTORIAL
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